Mr. burns 2

"gu morng, Herr wachtveitl!"
"ja bin i do bei de floristn, oda wos???!!"
"he sogts a moi, arbads es scha in da bank????!!"
"eigentle wards vor de ferien na fällig gwen, oba i hobs verplant dass i a ex schreib."
"ja da herr wachtveitl is a wieda auf!"
"es mochts mi fertig!"
"i griag de krise!"
"hern ma auf, i kann nimma!"
"PISA!!!"
"...und so weida und sofort"
"ja, ja"

De bestn sätze vo meim lehrer am \"mr. burns\"

\"ja gai, oda?!\"
\"ja ned, oda?\"
\"Der is ja woi total uncool!\"
\"Der werd´s a ned checka wenn da lita 5 € kost!\"
\"Verstehst me, gai oda?\"
\"Na bloß koa verständnisfrage!\"

...to be continued

und iatz des geilste liad ola zeidn

The Cardigans - lovefool

Dear, I fear we\'re facing a problem
You love me no longer, I know
And maybe there is nothing that I can do
To make you do

Mama tells me I shouldn\'t bother
That I ought to stick to another man
A man that surely deserves me
But I think you do!

So I cry, I pray and I beg

Love me love me
Say that you love me
Fool me fool me
Go on and fool me
Love me love me
Pretend that you love me
Leave me leave me
Just say that you need me
So I cry and I beg for you to
Love me love me
Say that you love me
Leave me leave me
Just say that you need me
I can\'t care \'bout anything but you...

Lately I have desperately pondered,
Spent my nights awake and I wonder
What I could have done in another way
To make you stay
Reason will not lead to solution
I will end up lost in confusion
I don\'t care if you really care
As long as you don\'t go

So I cry, I pray and I beg

Love me love me
Say that you love me
Fool me fool me
Go on and fool me
Love me love me
Pretend that you love me
Leave me leave me
Just say that you need me
So I cry and I beg for you to
Love me love me
Say that you love me
Leave me leave me
Just say that you need me
I can\'t care \'bout anything but you...

Love me love me
Say that you love me
Fool me fool me
Go on and fool me
Love me love me

I can\'t care \'bout anything but you...

supa liad # 3

Gwen Stefani - Hollaback girl

Uh huh, this my shit
All the girls stomp your feet like this

Chorus [x2
A Few times I\'ve been around that track
So it\'s not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain\'t no hollaback girl
I ain\'t no hollaback girl

Oooh, this my shit, this my shit [x3]

I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn\'t think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I\'m ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That\'s right, put your pompons down
getting everybody fired up

Chorus [x2
A Few times I\'ve been around that track
So it\'s not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain\'t no hollaback girl
I ain\'t no hollaback girl

Oooh, this my shit, this my shit[x3]

So that\'s right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals, no student-teachers
Both of us want to be the winner, but there can only be one
So I\'m gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you
That\'s right, I\'m the last one standing, another one bites the dust

Chorus [x2
A Few times I\'ve been around that track
So it\'s not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain\'t no hollaback girl
I ain\'t no hollaback girl

Oooh, this my shit, this my shit [x3]

Let me hear you say,
this shit is
Bananas!
B-A-N-A-N-A-S,
This shit is
Bananas!
B-A-N-A-N-A-S,
Again,this shit is
Bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
This shit is
Bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

Chorus [x2
A Few times I\'ve been around that track
So it\'s not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain\'t no hollaback girl
I ain\'t no hollaback girl

Oooh, this my shit, this my shit [4x]

supa liad # 2

pussycat dolls - don\'t cha

Baby
Ladies
Fellas
Are you ready?
Lets dance
Baby (ooooh)
I know you like me (I know you like me)
I know you do (I know you do)
Thats why whenever I come around
She\'s all over you (she\'s all over you)
I know you want it (I know you want it)
It\'s easy to see (it\'s easy to see)
And in the back of your mind
I know you should be fucking me (babe)

[refrain:]
Don\'t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don\'t cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don\'t cha
Don\'t cha
Don\'t cha wish your girlfriend was wrong like me?
Don\'t cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don\'t cha
Don\'t cha

Fight the feeling (fight the feeling)
Leave it alone (leave it alone)
Cause if it ain\'t love
It just aint enough to leave my happy home (my happy home)
Let\'s keep it friendly (let\'s keep it friendly)
You have to play fair (you have to play fair)
See I dont care
But I know She ain\'t gonna wanna share

[refrain:]
Don\'t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don\'t cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don\'t cha
Don\'t cha
Don\'t cha wish your girlfriend was wrong like me?
Don\'t cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don\'t cha
Don\'t cha

I know I\'m on your mind
I know we\'d have a good time
I\'m your friend
I\'m fun
And I\'m fine
I aint lying
Look at me shine
You aint blind (you aint blind)
I know I\'m on your mind
I know wed have a good time
I\'m your friend
I\'m fun
And I\'m fine
I aint lying
Look at me shine
You aint blind

I know she loves you (I know she loves you)
So I understand (I understand)
I\'d probably be just as crazy about you
If you were my own man
Maybe next lifetime (maybe next lifetime)
Possibly (possibly)
Until then no friend possibly
Is a drag for me

[refrain:]
Don\'t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don\'t cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don\'t cha
Don\'t cha
Don\'t cha wish your girlfriend was wrong like me?
Don\'t cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don\'t cha
Don\'t cha